<micah> based on my past habits, Amazon contacts me whenever a new book on surveillance is released.
<micah> i find that frightening
<xxv> but it also looks like a nose with 2 nostrils.
<dilinger> i scream, you scream, we all scream for melamine! yayyy!
<dilinger> this is why i subscribe to lolcats. after reading the news, i need a kitty chaser.
<gravity> jaldhar's daughter is really adorable
<jaldhar> gravity: err that's my son
<Clint> seanius: http://www.coca-colablak.com/
<seanius> my screen just exploded into some kind of flash goo
<Clint> seanius: now you know what it tastes like
<neuralis> there are moments where i wonder if i have anger management problems. then i get too angry thinking about it to arrive at an answer.
<micah> well the best thing I did to fix my allergies
<micah> was to get my aura fluffed
<micah> at the holistic center in hippy squat, VT
<micah> after some chanting, and a drum circle I was good as new
<Clint> Ubuntu ESR/Linux
<johnsu01> I think this has already been named GUN/Linux
<mako> Schuyler: can you call mako and tell him to call his office?
<Clint> wow, i got the screen+irssi bug without using irssi
<jello> Clint: which screen+irssi bug?
<Clint> the one where it freezes up and won't talk to you for 7 minutes
<HE> I think I have seen this bug in some women already.
<Kiirani> Hi.. Um, tHis is odd, but I was just typing away in one of my IM windows and I suddenly lost tHe use of my lower case H.. It pops up witH tHe "New Instant Message" window, wHicH "H" is apparently a sHortcut for, However I was able to use H normally before, and can't work out exactly How I toggled tHis beHaviour. ... Help me, please? :(
<amaya> vorlon
<amaya> this is amaya again
<vorlon> amaya, this is still vorlon
<z> wow, i just realized there's a soccer team called the Chicago Fire
<z> how terrible is that
<z> why don't we just call our soccer team the Boston Molasses Disaster
<neuralis> or we could get the MBTA to make their own soccer team
<neuralis> it would be called the Boston T Party
<johnsu01> they'd always show up late
<johnsu01> to games
<neuralis> johnsu01: they'd show up late, but often!
<johnsu01> they'd certainly play fare
<johnsu01> and do a lot of training
<johnsu01> they'd make all kinds of complicated passes
<vorlon> it was the one sev: serious "pending upload" bug on dpkg's bug page
<ari> there are three now
<vorlon> by one I meant three
<vorlon> I'm Catholic
<ari> how does apple have the whole 17.0.0.0/8 netblock
<peterS> ari: that's nothing, I have the whole 10.0.0.0/8 netblock just for my apartment
<gravity> ari: How's the aritarium?
<ari> cozy
<gravity> ari: Do you have a bathtub?
<ari> i do
<gravity> You should name it the ariquarium
<dondelelcaro> all in favor say aye?
<piman> sqrt(-1)
<doogie> this must be a nerd channel.
<vorlon> ari: tetrinet is when a squarey-block and an L-block have feelings for each other and they have little baby special blocks
<helix> brussel sprouts are unique and beautiful mini-cabbages
<helix> ari: when you exercise do you get muscle sprouts?
<helix> my current phone only does english and spanish
<helix> because it's so old that no other languages existed at the time it was created
<sanxiyn> I thought xlibs does a lot more than just X protocol.
<vorlon> yes, it also functions as a suppository
<joshk> as for $SUBJECT.. it's probably <category>Blah</computers>
<joshk> er
<joshk> </category>
<joshk> that's one hell of a freudian slip that makes no sense.
<helix> oh there's a package named sup
<helix> sup needs to use yodl
<helix> there could be a sup.yo file
<pkern> Why do the French speak such a weird English... |:
<dilinger> helix: you mean the ones w/ the "Bitch" in glitter tshirts?
<helix> dilinger: no, "Sexy"
<helix> well, I have a lot of shirts that say "debian" which is like the same thing
<srbaker> we buy gas by the litre. it's more efficient that way.
<biella> that is why i am just having a pig and not a kid and i will gladly send him to harvard if he can get in
<gravity> And if not then you get bacon
<joshk> ari: your life appears to be procrastination after procrastination
<mako> spell check is the only reason mty emails are cohreant
<helix> no, the thingies people wear around their necks to hold keys or badges are called lanyards
<joshk> i think a lanyard is when you have ethernet jacks in your garden
In #debian-devel:
< cat> when someone makes a deb package what do u have to send the .deb or what?
In #gaim (Robot101 is a Debian developer, rizzo is Gentoo):
< Robot101> I need a ppc box so I can reproduce this
<Err> I need time to spend on my ppc box, to look at it
<rizzo> I need a hug
<Robot101> I need sleep
<rizzo> We could spoon
<rizzo> kill two birds with one stone
* LSchiere2 shudders